Showing posts with label Bon Iver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bon Iver. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

The FADER presents: LISTMANIA 2012

I tweeted this earlier but just wanted to pick out a few of my faves from this chucklesome listmania from The Fader.

Top Eight Lyrics from Beyonce’s 4 That Inspire a Belief in the Institution of Marriage
8. So in love, I don’t care what they say, I don’t care if they talking tomorrow
7. It hurts my pride to tell you how I feel/ But I still need to, why is that?
6. Boy your lips taste like a night of champagne
5. Nothing’s perfect, but it’s worth it after fighting through my fears
4. Ladies, if you love your man show you the flyest/ Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it
3. Still all up on each other, ain’t a damn thing change
2. Yup, I buy my own, if he deserve it, buy his shit too
1. There’s ups and downs in this love/ Got a lot to learn in this love

Significant Figures in History That Have Equal or Less Days Dedicated to Them Than Bon Iver
4. Jesus
3. Martin Luther King Jr.
2. Veterans of war
1. Presidents

Top Three Raps About Naps
3. Some slept on me, other niggas took a nap. -ASAP Rocky, “Out of this World”
2. Real hustlers don’t sleep, we taking naps. -Juicy J, “Real Hustler’s Don’t Sleep”
1. Got racks on racks on racks, naps on naps on naps. -Wiz Khalifa, “Racks (Remix)”

Top Three Things Our Moms Said About Adele
3. Who is this Adele person I keep hearing about?
2. I really love Adele.
1. Is this Adele song popular?

Weirdest Things Mariah Carey Did in 2011
4. Posed naked with her husband while pregnant
3. Played sexy Mrs. Santa Claus in video with Justin Bieber
2. Acted super-confused in a Home Shopping Network appearance
1. Forced the hospital to play her own songs while she gave birth to twins

Top Five Frank Ocean Lyrics That Sound Like Excerpts of Dialog From The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
5. You let yourself inside with no respect for privacy
4. I woulda put tints on my windows but what’s the difference
3. I can’t feel my face. What are we smoking anyway?
2. Baby, I still got one bullet left in my nine
1. The entire earth is fighting, all the world is at its end

Also loved 'Top Seven Dogs in Real Estate's "It's Real" video' but rather than me copy and paste 7 photos, check out the full list!